5 games you didn’t know were controversial.

Controversy and video games spend more time together than the pages of a bible in a mosque. Most controversy is bullshit and usually caused as the result of poor research. However, it’s also an issue that as gamers we’re going to see, a lot. So I wanted to show you how easily you can make anything seem controversial if you look at it the right way, to remind people that most of the controversy you see, is just people reading into things too much.

Halo 3.

The only reason you shoot at the other team in multiplayer is because they’re not the same colour you are.

THIS GAME IS RACIST!

Pokemon.

A world where the entire economy revolves around the fighting of monster forced to do your bidding.

THIS GAME SUPPORTS ANIMAL CRUELTY!

Disobey me and I burn your feet, your feet son!

Final Fantasy.

It’s perfectly OK to walk into someones house and steal their shit.

THIS GAME PROMOTES CRIME!

Super Mario.

Princess Peach needs Mario, a man to save her.

WHAT ABOUT WOMENS RIGHTS?

Tetris.

The only way to succeed is to try to fit in, if you don’t fit exactly right, you fail.

THIS GAME WILL AFFECT KIDS SELF ESTEEM!

Know any other secretly controversial games? Comment below.

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